once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just lost it
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
WAS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE THE REBLOG BUTTON TEAL
I STILL CANT FIX A TAG WITHOUT ERASING THE ENTIRE THING AND YOU CHANGE THE COLOR OF THE REBOLG BUTTON
WHAT THE F U C K ARE UOU DOING
hello 911 yes um this persons blog is lame can u delete it
listen here u lil shit
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive.